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“Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.”
-The Doctor

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starllex:

*plays with tie nervously at job interview* 

"Sorry, I’ve never had a job interview and I’m nervous haha."

"That’s okay just please stop playing with my tie and sit on your side of the desk"

(via fake-mermaid)

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(via satanssecretblog)

birdhero:

i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

(via dontbelasanga)

the 2 types of parents when it comes to letting kids stay home from school parent 1 : oh you don't want to go to school today? aww it's ok honey you can stay at home if you want :)
parent 2 : unless u got blood coming out of ur ears u goin 2 school

drugdoer:

grassfire:

Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.

hmm. it’s almost as if Breaking Bad might have been trying to say something. Who knows, though

(via mysterioum)

burgerluvr:

I’m on my moms facebook
lurkerviolin:

theravennerd:

iandsharman:

The difference between nerds and geeks.

That’s it.  I found it.  The thing that finally made me actually understand the difference.

There it is. It has been said.
easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??
mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest
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